Hello admirable anomalous folks! It is I, Sarah Sarwar, babysitter of the merch store, artist of the things. Doesn’t amount if you’re an developed animal or a baby—we’re bringing you some FRESH accouterment this month! Let’s jump in!
Remi is cutting a 12-18.
HOW ABOUT THIS FOR A GENDER REVEAL? If you’re a babyish in this apple with a affection for breaking civic norms and ground-breaking television, this is the onesie for you. The architecture is a absolute miniature of our Gender Traitor Tee, and is screen-printed in neon blush and white on a onesie fabricated by Los Angeles Apparel (which is the new American Apparel).
We’re bringing aback an old beloved in a new design, featuring Draplin Architecture Co’s commonsensical and statement-worthy font! This architecture is printed on a super-soft Bella Canvas Triblend tee in a loose, accidental unisex style. Dress it up with a brace of skinnies and a checkerboard button-down.
Let’s accession our glasses to all those Mommis out there, donning colossal sunglasses as they strut into their bounded pilates studio. Your attraction is amazing and specific and special, and we bow to your arenaceous rose mani-pedi and your 14 karat design earrings. Like shit, you complete us? Which is why we absitively actuality at Autostraddle that we bare to accord you article you could abrasion in account of your admirable f*cking self, because no one does it absolutely like you.
We apperceive Mommis are an all-embracing and abstraction agglomeration with wardrobes that attempt with Cher Horowitz, so we’re giving you choices. A airy white airy fit tee for your bike ride to yoga class, or a adapted atramentous women’s appearance tee aback you’re throwing aback the third bottle of albino with your gal pal. And both tees are fabricated of triblend bolt because we apperceive your crave a soft, buttery blow adjoin your perfect, bergamot-scented skin.
“i’m already cutting this with my big-ticket denim and my colossal covering bag that alone holds a baby accessory with lip analgesic and a backpack of cigarettes”— Laneia, Executive Editor of Autostraddle.com
“Honestly, these shirts altogether abduction the aspect of Mommi. They’re simple, sexy, calmly alluring. Of advance they’re in cursive; Mommis adulation cursive! You can bandy this on with a brace of atramentous yoga pants or beneath a loose, continued cardigan, or accessorize it with a distinct belt bracelet—all important staples of Mommi couture. This shirt will no agnosticism be beat by Mommi enthusiasts, but it’s additionally my greatest achievement that absolute Mommis will abrasion it, too. So calling all Mommis: Accelerate into this shirt, and additionally accelerate into my DMs.”— Kayla, Co-Inventor of Mommi
We’ve restocked apply pins for those amid you who are bisexual, absolute and bibliophiles. These pins will be in our abundance in the abutting few days, so break tuned!
Cozy into your new double-xl scissoring sweatshirt (we accept 29 left!) while account some accomplished best Autostraddle zines. Or STEAL this rad (but soft, so soft!) Butch tee by Sorté.
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