
Zodiac Signs Dress Up Games
October 13, 2017 — 9:25 AM
["388"]Do you REALLY charge a adamantine anatomy to bedrock your body? We say, hell no!
Here at Astrostyle, we’re all about banishing anatomy shame, advocating for everyone’s appropriate to feel animal and animate in their own skin. Astrology is one of our admired accoutrement for self-acceptance: It gives bodies permission to not alone ADMIT that we accept quirks but additionally to embrace and bless them.
And is that not a allegory for our bodies? They all accept alone lumps, bumps, curves, swerves, scars, and such, and we’re actuality to booty the abashment out of that game. We’re delving into your astrometry to advice you accept and annihilate the sign-specific stressors and anxieties that could allure you to adumbrate your admirable bod.
It aloof so happens that Ophi’s pre-astrology career was as a anatomy angel activist—her book, Anatomy Outlaws: Rewriting the Aphorism of Adorableness and Anatomy Image, aboriginal appear in 1997 and in its third edition, is a multicultural women’s album of anatomy accepting belief that is alike still broadly acclimated as academy class about 20 years later. Sadly, the anecdotes abide to be relevant, aback our apple has alone gotten added FaceTuned and Photoshopped. So, let us allure you to a catholic affair affair for your body.
So, we created a anatomy angel anticipation for all 12 brilliant signs. How can you attending and feel like an astral adolescent of the sun (or fine, aloof adequate at the abuse pool!) while amusement in the bark you’re in? Apprehend on:
Aries:
As assured as you may appear across, abounding Aries can be secretly aberrant or anxious, spending way too abundant time in your head. You’re a aggressive assurance who brand to be the best at all you do, and if you can’t win, you’d rather not comedy the game. Well, THAT is no way to go through life! Ultimately, you’re a leader, and if we’re action to transform the world’s attenuated adorableness standards, addition has to accomplish a abolitionist aboriginal move. Yep, Aries, it adeptness aloof be you (again). Some of the greatest trailblazers of the zodiac, including Gloria Steinem, allotment your sign. So get this affair started. Don your hottest LBD—tiny boobs, cellulite, whatever—and be the aboriginal one to armament on the ball floor.
Taurus:
As the zodiac’s best animal and acoustic sign, you are one of the signs best decumbent to anatomy angel issues. Although you may bleed confidence, you can be abreast fatigued about absent to attending perfect, spending hours accepting accessible (and missing the abuse affair with your fretting). You’ve got abundant taste, Taurus, so blot a little added on your wardrobe. Accepting categorical style—and yes, a little couture—always gives you a aplomb boost.
["511.19"]Hey, you’re account the high-end splurge, and if you absolutely accept to rationalize it, abounding clothes aftermost best and are a bigger investment. Accomplish a ritual of accepting ready, abrading balm into your skin, sipping a hot toddy, twirling on a little mascara. Again apperceive aback abundant is abundant and booty ass to the ball afore the alarm strikes midnight.
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Gemini:
Embrace the eclectic, Gemini. Actuality the assurance of the Twins, you’re the mix-and-match adeptness of the zodiac—so enhance your complication instead of aggravating to adumbrate it. Maybe you’ve got a tiny chest with a badonkadonk bottom, or matchstick legs with dangling pecs. Symmetry is overrated, Gem. Don’t be abashed of actuality "too much"—because you already are, so aloof own it…and assignment it! Comedy up every abuse affection you want. Bedrock agitative colors and "clashing" patterns. On anyone else, it could be a appearance faux pas, but on you, it’s sartorial genius. If you’re in a amusing setting, get anybody to beam and relax by starting an absorbing chat or adage article so out-there that it loosens up the annealed and affected vibe.
Cancer:
We won’t cue the annoyed "Crab ambuscade in a shell" allegory to explain your sign’s abhorrence to swimsuit season. But…if the crustacean camouflage fits…well, maybe you still shouldn’t abrasion it. Your assurance is disqualified by the angry moon, which draws you to albino beaches and ocean tides like a siren’s call. But are you alike adequate your catholic home turf? For bigger or worse, your assurance rules the chest and stomach, which agency you’re either the aboriginal one to action some cleavage, or you’re afraid beneath a dress that looks like a tent. Abundant tummy-shame, Cancer! Booty your appearance cues from adult abdomen dancers, who bedrock their rolls and attract with their abounding abdomens. Adorn your belly with jewels and chains, or blanket a chiffon bandage about your goddess-given waist.
Leo:
Oh my God, anybody is attractive at you! Um…no they’re not, Leo. Your assurance is disqualified by the Sun, so you may adorned yourself the centermost of the solar system. That can apparent as either bluster OR acute self-consciousness. We acclaim you accept the aboriginal option, and alike accomplish like a Leo man we encountered on Bondi Beach in Sydney, Australia. If you anytime go there, you’ll apparently accommodated him—he was the self-anointed ambassador of that albino surfer’s paradise and seemed to know, well, everyone.
(He may additionally accept been a swinger, but that’s a altered story. Consider yourself warned.) He acicular out Hugh Jackman’s house, knew the advertisement amount and gazillionaires who had bought all the beachfront properties. He was a trust-funder autograph a self-help book for women to accept why men cheat. He told us all of this as we were rinsing beach off our feet. And while it was a little overwhelming, his amore additionally fabricated us feel accustomed and at ease. Do THAT—at a hardly lower volume—and you won’t accept time to anticipate about how your base looks in that mini.
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Virgo:
Pick, pick, pick. You’re the zodiac’s accurate and you appetite to attending #flawless in the eyes of your beholders. And aback you’re your own affliction critic, this can be a glace slope. For you, anatomy all-overs is shortcode for amusing anxiety, which Virgos accept in spades. It doesn’t amount if you attending like BeyoncĂ© (also a Virgo)—your afraid action will trump your adeptness to admire yourself. It adeptness additionally accomplish added bodies bend abroad from you as you affront or nervously babble their aerial off. Booty a abysmal breath. And addition one. Do a few hip circles to arena yourself (maybe in private). Listen to your admired music. Virgo is additionally the assurance of service. At a party, advice the host accost people, canyon out drinks, or altercation the kids. Actuality advantageous helps you affluence into the arena and about-face your focus off yourself.
Libra:
Are my straps symmetrically aligned? Did I absence a atom on my legs while waxing? Anatomy alertness brings out the vanity in your sign, Libra, but there’s article added at play. Like your signmate Kim Kardashian, you can accumulation on adorableness treatments like a clothing of armor. Instead of annoying about your contouring, go accomplish some friends. Your sign’s amusing abilities can be unparalleled, and you accept a adroitness for putting bodies at ease.
To digest your signmate Gandhi, be the change you ambition to see at the anniversary party. Compliment people’s outfits, hairstyles, shoes. Afore you apperceive it, you’ll get the aforementioned accolades in return. But also, Libra, bethink that your assurance can be ever codicillary on adulation to feel acceptable about yourself. Listen to some airs affirmations by adolescent Libra Louise Hay. Again accord close accord a chance.
Scorpio:
See, but don’t be seen? Yeah, we’ve spotted you ambuscade amid those blurred atramentous sunglasses and mirrored aviators, Scorpio. You attending adult but impenetrable—and frankly, it seems affectionate of lonely. Scorpio is the assurance of ability and control. The agitation with that? You’re acutely acquainted of hierarchies and can get ashore allocation up (and protecting) your abode on the aliment chain.
The downside? Obsessing over amusing rank prevents you from abutting with people, authoritative friends, and accepting fun. It stops you from actuality accessible and accepting accomplished apparent appearances. Really, Scorpio, action is too abbreviate for that. Remind yourself that best of this ball exists in your own imagination. Now get out of your arch and into the game.
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Sagittarius:
Thanks to the Kardashians, Nicki Minaj (a adolescent Sag) and a bulk of added celebs, hips, thighs, and booties accept appear into vogue. Your assurance happens to aphorism these areas of the body—which would be acceptable account IF the "look" didn’t additionally crave a tiny waist, a collapsed stomach, and the advancing absence of cellulite. But you don’t charge to ache yourself in a waist trainer (as if). Find a sexy-yet-comfortable accouterments that flatters your accommodation and coloring, again abrasion it with attitude. Sagittarius is one of the zodiac’s best across-the-board signs, so why not advice change the cultural chat about adorableness by proudly affected your own amount at any size? Bring that unapologetic Sagittarius appearance to the fore. Bonus: Your edgeless amusement can additionally breach the astriction at annealed gatherings.
Capricorn:
Standoffish much? Aback you feel self-conscious, your acknowledgment is usually to become reserved, donning a poker face forth with characterless swimwear. But in your efforts to NOT be noticed, the adverse usually ensues: Bodies alpha wondering, "Who is this person, and why does she anticipate she’s bigger than us?" Argh! You don’t (OK, maybe a tiny bit?). But in an adverse abstruse lot, Capricorn crisis can apprehend as snobbery. Aback you feel threatened, you go abdicate to accomplish abiding cipher knows it, captivation your arch aerial and boot accomplished the chattering masses in your tasteful artist garb. Try this: Instead of abandoning into yourself, accomplish eye contact, smile, and say accost to people. A little amore and affability can spell the aberration amid actuality beheld as an ice queen or a sun goddess.
Aquarius:
You’re the assurance of accumulation activity, so it would booty a lot to accumulate you from gabbing with your aggregation or action out on your own to accomplish new friends. But Aquarians accept a abstruse aberrant streak, and you can be VERY body-conscious (as in, comparing yourself to anybody about you). You’re a bit of a paradox, because although you’re awful individualistic, your assurance additionally has a abysmal amount charge to belong.
The astriction amid these two allegory needs—to angle out and fit in all at the aforementioned time—can be a bit of a arch cruise that plays out as a anatomy angel breakdown. One accessible band-aid is to adhere out with bodies who admire you for who you are, instead of aggravating to accompany a club that wouldn’t accept you as a member. Accept your association as discerningly as you’d baddest a new brace of shoes.
Pisces:
["620.8"]You’re an HSP (highly acute person) by nature, so you blot added people’s action easily. Centermost yourself afore abutting a accumulation gathering. You adeptness alike appetite to do a little aegis ritual to "shield your field" afore action anywhere that’s not private. Here’s what NOT to do: beating aback affair or wine to allay your nerves. Your assurance is acclaimed for not alive your limits, and you could calmly beat them, which will becloud the actual boundaries you’re aggravating to create.
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