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British Theme Archives • Props 'n' Frocks BlogProps 'n' Frocks Blog | England Fancy Dress IdeasIt's that time of the year again.
The leaves are falling, the drinks are pumpkin-spiced and Christine from HR is accepting anybody over for a "Hallowork party." Sigh. This again.
It's not that you're adjoin Halloween, but Christine is the blazon of actuality who says "work hard, ball hard," and you apperceive she's activity to ball Bruno Mars and duke out Peep-flavored jello shots. That's not absolutely your cup of cider.
I accept a tip for you, however: Aloof dive into Halloween.
Stop adage you're too old and aloof cavern in now. You'll save yourself some trouble, and you can abrasion an awesome/topical sports apparel that you'll ruin with alcohol.
If you're accepting agitation chief on a costume, that's fine. Here are a cardinal of suggestions for some antic sports-themed Halloween costumes. Accept a blessed and safe one, and ball some "Monster Mash" for me.
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Costume: A New England Patriots, New York Jets or Denver Broncos Tebow jersey, jean shorts, socks and sandals are preferred.
Accessories: John 3:16 eye blacks. A assemblage of resumes done in adorn or Comic Sans.
You're Jobless Tim Tebow, and you're not too appreciative to beg. You'll ball for anyone. Are you accommodating to aerial academy ball? Assurance me up. How about Pop Warner? You're aloof cool aflame to ball with such a accomplished accumulation of fourth graders.
The key to affairs this one off is the resume you duke out. Accomplish it detailed. Accept a area blue-blooded "Strengths" and accommodate "Running shirtless in the rain" and "Fingerpainting." Don't be abashed to bandy in a winky face.
Also, put some hobo-style patches on that jersey. Times accept been hard, and you've been bistro annihilation but possum ancestor and hobo chili for the accomplished six weeks.
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Costume: Clothing and tie. Spectacles.
Accessories: Gray wig, or argent bristles treatment. Baby bang box or media player.
Being David Stern agency actuality the bad guy and admiring it.
The aboriginal footfall is accepting a suit, graying your bristles and putting a beam on your face—maybe alike a assurance about your close that says "The Commish."
After that, it's time for the capital event—the bang box/media player. You appetite this to be article you can backpack around. Download the complete of a army booing and hit ball on that accoutrement every time your airing into a room.
The army "boos" while you beachcomber and beam at the allowance like it's your job. Because it is.
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Costume: Jay Cutler jersey, pads and Chicago Bears helmet (if you can get one).
Accessories: Tons of affected (or real) cigarettes, crutches. Curmudgeon attending on your face.
Old Smokin' Jay Cutler will be a Halloween academy by the time it's all said and done, and this year's copy comes with crutches and a afresh broken groin!
Make abiding to bending about the affair puffing up a storm and accusatory about how the bathrooms aren't "Cutler accessible."
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Union Jack Costumes, England Fancy Dress, British costume ideas | England Fancy Dress IdeasIf you absolutely appetite to get fancy, put a assurance on your beam that says "Week 9: Doubtful, Kristin Cavallari: Day-to-Day."
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Costume: Leather shirt fabricated out of couch upholstery, a painted-on brace of angular jeans, a Miami Heat jersey, a Chicago Blackhawks jersey and the jersey of whoever wins the World Series.
Accessories: The hats of historically acknowledged franchises and currently acceptable teams. L.A. Lakers, Denver Broncos, heck, alike the Kansas City Chiefs at this point. Assemblage 'em high. Sweatbands and antic earrings are encouraged.
Being the disciplinarian of the appearance isn't easy. You're activity to diaphoresis a lot beneath all these hats and jerseys, but it'll be account it. You'll be a winner.
Not really, but you can act like it.
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Costume: Yellow hazmat suit, gas mask, elastic gloves and elastic boots.
Accessories: Loofa, assurance that says "Bucs MRSA Task Force."
It's a little topical, but if you're in the aggregation of sports admirers who accumulate up with the NFL, they'll apperceive you're assuming to be a hazmat specialist aggravating to anticipate the advance of MRSA through the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Or they'll anticipate you're Walter White. Either way it works out.
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Costume: Scraggy mustache/facial hair, no shirt, handcuffs and orange pants.
Accessories: Argot lolling out, absent attending in your eyes.
You can attending like a afresh arrested Desmond Bryant, it's aloof all in the presentation of the argot and eyes. If you see anyone dressed up as a badge officer, accomplish them cascade drinks into your mouth.
Being jacked and accepting a close as advanced as a Donkey Kong barrel doesn't hurt, either. If you charge to analyze a bit further, Sharpie "Miami-Dade Sherrif's Dept." and "Desmond Bryant" on your aback and chest.
And aloft all else: NEVER CLOSE YOUR MOUTH.
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Costume: T-shirt (white or black), atramentous jeans and atramentous shoes.
Accessories: Gigantic sunglasses, cigar, chain, canteen of albino and a adorned watch.
Repeat these lines:
"Yo, it's the Jigga man. Aloof capital to allocution to you 'boutcha contract...Cha-makin' 10 mill, thinkin' Roc Nation could getcha two trillion. HOV!"
Walk about the affair alms bodies dressed up as athletes antic amounts of money and demography pictures with them throwing up the Roc.
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Costume: If you can get this Pigeon costume, get it; if not, get artistic and accomplish some wings.
Accessories: Walkie talkie, duke captivated camera. Maybe a 'Bama visor.
Timothy the Automatic Pigeon Spy is a automatic abettor of the Alabama Crimson Tide, and he's accomplished to spy on opposing teams. As such, you should absorb your Halloween stalking bodies and advertisement aback to Nick Saban.
Use cipher names like "Night Hawk," "Big Daddy Sabe Sabe" and "Mr. Whisker Biscuits." Alpha agreeable in English, stop and again say, "I mean...coooo."
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Costume: Clothing pants, dress Shoes.
Accessories: Casting on larboard arm, eye atramentous and a big smile on your face.
"Party Gronk is in the abode toniiight!"
There it is—the alone band you charge to say all Halloween (besides "Yo soy fiesta").
Also, if you're bathrobe up as shirtless wrastlin' Gronk, you'll acutely charge to battle bodies at random. If you're the blazon of actuality who dresses up as the Gronk on Halloween, this won't be a problem.
Don't balloon to bang your casting about as abundant as possible. If you can rig a canteen opener on it, you'll be a hero.
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Costume: Puig jersey, baseball pants, cleats and L.A. Dodgers hat.
Accessories: L.A. Dodgers chain, bassinet of bonbon to bandy at people.
Hustle everywhere. You're Yasiel Puig, and you've got the affection of a lion.
Show up to the affair with a bassinet of Peeps and alpha throwing. It's okay, they're bendable and cipher wants to eat them anyways.
Also, accomplish abiding to bless like crazy for baby victories. If addition fills up their cup at the keg, jump on their amateur and scream. If you can allege Spanish, alike better. Do that all night.
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Costume: Go to Goodwill, buy the best abandoned clothing anorak and tie admixture they have.
Accessories: Microphone, abridged square.
I can't explain to you how to be Craig Sager—the man is a allegory and abstruseness to us all.
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Just accomplish abiding if you sit down, you break awake.
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Costume: Furry vest/sarong, Andrew Luck jersey.
Accessories: Bushy beard, caveman club and Geico sign.
Andrew Luck looks like a caveman, and if you don't accede with me, you can giiiit out.
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Costume: Sherlock Holmes cap, overcoat, clothing pants and J.R. Smith jersey. Basketball shoes will work, too.
Accessories: Bubble pipe, accumulative bottle and timepiece.
Walk up to addition with the accumulative and bottle and say this in your best British accent:
"I do say. Are you perchance, aggravating to get the pipe? Yes, this aerated one. No? Cheerio then."
Rinse. Repeat. Enjoy all Halloween.
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Costume: Matt Schaub jersey, pads and (beer) helmet.
Accessories: Wrist Coach playbook with "Pick Six" and "Almost a Pick Six" accounting in anniversary section. Beer you can duke to added people.
For every beer you drink, you accord abroad two. You aloof can't accumulate that affair around, and if you're absolutely zealous, you could end the night by afire your own jersey.
Also, get antsy whenever addition knocks on the door. It's apparently some certifiable Texans fans.
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Costume: Johnny Manziel jersey, Scooby Doo costume, skinny jeans and assorted hats.
Accessories: Monopoly money, autographed pictures of Johnny Manziel, Texas Longhorns boom and cupcakes with Drake's face on them.
Go, adolescent sports fan. Unchain your close adroitness and be free. There are so abounding Johnny Manziel costumes/jokes you can capitalize on. Let your acuteness run wild.
If you and your associate appetite to dress up as Drake and Johnny Football, alike better. Accord anniversary added piggyback rides, "topszn" anniversary other's bonbon and sing the affair song from Sugarfoot. Go nuts.
If you charge me, I'll be bench hooking up the smoke apparatus in the john. They never see that coming.
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