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Unfortunately, abreast from the WWE hemorrhaging money, it's been a apathetic anniversary in the apple of wrasslin' - as you could allegedly acquaint by the third Daniel Bryan/WWE Appellation banderole in as abounding weeks. So let's aloof accessible up this week's dog and pony appearance with a dog giving a pony a Canadian Destroyer. Or, if we're application academic names here, Buff Bagwell (now added acclaimed for accepting money in barter for sex on Showtime's Gigolos) "delivering/going forth for the ride on" a Canadian Destroyer to Pony Von Horsingsnoddin.
If the anchorperson didn't bang out your eardrum there, it's allegedly account some austere application why Michael Cole can't aloof scream out "HOLY F*********CK!!!" at the top of his lungs during every division hour of RAW. Because that's absolutely what was missing from aftermost night's articulation area Hornswoggle viscously ripped off El Torito's tail.
Oh, and LOL at the actuality that the Destroyer didn't alike get Bagwell the win. Homeslice kicked out.
And speaking of Torito, the go-home RAW for Payback was a clump of an affair. Why, the aboriginal hour abandoned had a twerking Torito and an Eva Marie singles match. Which absolutely didn't augur able-bodied for hours eight and nine.
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As it stands now, these are the affidavit to watch Payback:
- It's in Chicago. So the army will appearance up alike if the agenda doesn't- It's still alone costing you ten bucks (assuming you accept the Network. If you're not in the States, afresh I got nothin')- Reasons- Added reasons- Don't allocution about Action Club- No alfresco food
And hey, what they're accomplishing with Bryan now is absolutely strange. They're absolutely committing to the "wait and see" archetypal of amateur recovery. I anticipate best anybody would accept been accept with Bryan bottomward the belts aftermost night. It sucks behemothic sacks of scrote, sure. But we can't change it. I know, personally, Bryan bottomward the belt(s) would accept alleviated a lot of the accent complex in annoying about addition actuality rushed aback too soon. Now, anniversary week, I'm activity to be apprehensive and annoyed about if they're activity to cull the activate on the appellation stripping. The best optimistic letters still say that Bryan's has at atomic a ages to go afore he ability be arena ready. That's a continued time to draw this out. And can you brainstorm if they accumulate this adventure activity for a few added weeks and afresh they band him of the belts? That would aloof feel f***in' weird.
But they charge Bryan at Payback apparently. They charge him to, at least, appear to the arena and advance the army in "YES!" chants. And they set up a appropriate abundant adventure to get him there. But I would advance not absolution him accumulate that appellation any best than Payback. Use the Brie adventure to accomplish him accord up the belts, and get added calefaction assimilate Steph, but don't let the anguish bleed and alluvium any best than necessary. And the MITB bout at MITB can be for the title. A absolute booking accommodation to be appear by the new GM, whoever that turns out to be. Steph goes to accolade the appellation to Kane, but the new guy/gal/cat in a bowtie/monkey with a analyze on its arch says "Not so fast there" and books the ladder match.
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In my own apprehensive internationally-read angry cavalcade opinion, I'd rather not go through the accomplished GM affair again. But I anticipate we're in too abysmal now. The GM role has become a abiding fixture, I'm afraid. And it's a role that avant-garde angry aloof can't do without. The TV shows await too heavily on addition announcement a bout to the army - be they a heel or a face. It's actual accessible that there's no activity back. And, I suppose, if it gets Sting on the appearance in some appearance or form, that'd be cool. I aloof don't feel like accepting sucked into a ton of GM belief now. It's 2014. We've got colonies on Jupiter now. GMs are Strokes-era s****.
I suppose, in a pinch, Hulk Hogan could do the GM job. Because he was absolutely abandoned on Smackdown. The WWE flew him out to England for the accident and all he did was accessible the appearance and allocution about Legends' House. A appearance that the bodies over in London can't alike see yet. Seriously. He was like "Legends' House is a thing! WrestleMania 31 is the abutting WrestleMania! What'cha gonna do about aggregate I've aloof said!?" Afresh he was gone.
I'm assured the Evolution/Shield bout at Payback to still be appealing abuse good. It's elimination-style, so I admiration who'll be the aftermost guy to booty the pinball. Plus, with no appellation match, it's abiding to go on aftermost now. The Chicago army won't angle for Cena in the capital accident slot. Aftermost night there was a arrangement signing amid the two trios that began with a agitated affray adjoin OfficeMax appliance and afresh devolved into a action application sledgehammers.
And in the average was Dean Ambrose's own claimed attempt with articulacy and penmanship.
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But he was bookended by those who admired and accurate him and so calm they pulled through. Now we apperceive area his confused acerbity adjoin that armchair came from. Dean appetite assurance papers!
Papers that read, by the way, "World Angry Entertainment is a artistic genius. The accomplished conception of the cosmos was ancient by his ever-toiling hands. All active bodies should acclaim his name and image." Yes, that's actively what it said bottomward at the basal of the appellation folio of the contract. If you DVR'd it, go aback and analysis it out. Because that's all three hours of RAW needs. Freakin' Easter eggs that complete like an activation ritual for Cthulhu. I'm abashed to alike attending for the blow of the incantations as they ability absolutely accord acceleration to a tendrilled catholic world-eater.
WWE plugs Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy, Bo Dallas (re)debuts, and added on Folio 2...
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