In August, Keanu Reeves gave his bank in the alms up to some adult with a bag. Now the internet is ample in praise.
This is because Keanu Reeves became a meme aback in 2010 afterwards a account of him sitting on a bench, glumly bistro a sandwich went viral, so now whenever he does annihilation it becomes a Thing on the internet and is voted to the advanced folio of the massive link-sharing association Reddit, aloof like this four-month-old video of Keanu Reeves alms up his bank to woman.
And because Reddit has become the abode for old dotard media (and some blogs—ahem) to amount out what The Internet Is Talking About Now, the video has been best up by CBS Account . Today Show producers are acceptable tracking bottomward the woman who recorded the video, and the woman Keanu gave the bank to, and the guy sitting abutting to Keanu, and the aqueduct of the alternation to defended absolute interviews with the latest Viral Video Stars. The Gregory Brothers are battlefront up their Auto-Tune for the official song Keanu Reeves Alms Song, while apathetic appointment workers use MemeGenerator to actualize ALL CAPS TEXT OVERLAYS they will put on Facebook to abash their parents.
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Next anniversary we'll see the aboriginal Arm and Hammer viral YouTube commercials that advertence Keanu Giving Up His Seat. These, too, will be voted to the advanced folio of the Reddit by users affronted that Arm and Hammer would try to capitalize so crassly on Keanu's benevolence. The hacktivist accumulation Anonymous will column the buzz cardinal and abode of the the extra who plays the adult Keanu gives his bank up to in the ads, and they'll accelerate 1,000 dildos ordered from Amazon to her house, and aperture the names of all the entrants in Arm and Hammer's Fresh Smile 2011 Giveaway. The extra from the ads will arise on the Today Show to allocution about the abhorrent cyberbullying that resulted from her abrupt fame, and she, too will become a meme: Sad Toothpaste Woman.
Sensing a branding opportunity, Arm and Hammer will align for a "toothpaste summit" amid Keanu Reeves and the Sad Toothpaste Woman. A account from the acme area Keanu and Sad ToothPaste Woman are afraid easily will be acquaint to BuzzFeed, whose editors will photoshop pieces of sushi on top of their heads, because, why not? The Today Show break the account about the hot new internet craze: "Sushiing." Arm and Hammer becomes the world's acknowledged cast of toothpaste, and Sad Toothpaste Woman moves to a alien apple in Kazakhstan to escape her viral nightmare. On the aboriginal day she encounters a adolescent woman in a baby grocery story. She is cutting overstock Sad Toothpaste Woman bodice from BustedTees, donated by a U.S. NGO. Sad Toothpaste Woman throws herself off a adjacent cliff, which is captured by an abecedarian columnist and acquaint to YouTube, and voted to the advanced folio of Reddit etc. etc. etc.
