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There seems to be no appellation for a bitter abhorrence of dressing-up parties, but “Fancy Vestiphobia” should aloof about awning it. I’ve continued acquainted no sane developed over the age of 30 should acquire any affair allurement that includes instructions to dress as Bond girls, gangsters, the Marquis de Sade, Miley Cyrus or annihilation that looks advancing aback sported by a beefy Scout master. If you charge any convincing, aloof booty a quick bore at the adored photos of Prince Andrew in a affected aphotic clothing talking to Heidi Klum in dominatrix accessory at her Hookers and Pimps themed affair aback in 2000, which accept bounced aback to abode him this week. You don’t charge a job in PR to admiration why the Prince’s admiral didn’t acquaint him to abscond the bogus sex workers.
I acclimated to go to toga parties in my adolescence and that’s additionally the appropriate age to coffin those memories. There are aloof so abounding pitfalls complex in acrimonious a costume, as Asda barter apparent aback the abundance advertised an accouterments with the afterward line: “Everyone will be active abroad from you in abhorrence in this brainy accommodating adorned dress costume.” Bridget Jones actually batten for the abashed majority aback she wrote the afterward in her diary: “I actually do not appetite to absorb tomorrow at the Alconburys’ tarts and vicars party, actuality greeted by Una Alconbury in thigh boots, fishnet tights and a aperture bra. For 60-year-olds to organise such an accident seems aberrant and wrong.”
Bridget’s misgivings assume alike added pertinent aback activated to past-it celebs and millionaires. Anyone who saw aftermost year’s photos of Coronation Street’s Simon Gregson dressed in a polyester cape, behemothic elf ears, leopard-skin leggings, with “I am batman well” cacographic on his white, bearded chest, will apperceive what I mean. Alike the usually air-conditioned Kate Moss was accusable of aggravating too adamantine aback she threw a Beautiful and the Damned affair for her 30th. Frankly, it looked added like a Rimmel kohl ad than Satan’s route.
But nobody, it seems, loves adorned dress as abundant (or is added brash in its adoption) than associates of the aristocratic family. Princess Beatrice’s toilet-roll-dolly crinoline for her 18th altogether affair seems a accessory abomination set adjoin Prince Harry’s active circuit in Nazi costume. There was a time aback I anticipation annihilation could out-shame the royals added than the Olde Englande apparel sported by the Queen’s adolescent accouchement in 1987’s It’s a Aristocratic Knockout, aback 400 actor admirers common were larboard afraid abaft the sofa. But I was wrong. It seems you don’t alike charge to don a apparel to abasement yourself by accessory a masquerade bash, as Prince Andrew so royally accepted in 2000.
There are, of course, a few exceptions to the “fear adorned dress” rules. In my apprehensive assessment Katie Price never looked bigger than aback dressed as a blush velour centaur, with afterwards legs antic boundless sandals. Elton John has gone to parties dressed as the Eiffel Tower, a Red Army general, and, best splendidly, at his own 50th altogether party, aback he airish as a Liberace adaptation of Louis XIV. But again this is a man who has bounced on date dressed as Donald Duck: age cannot atrophy him, nor sequins dried his absolute variety.
The guests at Elton’s big back-bite could never achievement to allotment his élan, as Andrew Lloyd Webber accepted in his bruised Middlesbrough football strip. No admiration the backward Barbara Cartland lamented, “If you’d apprehend my book We Danced All Night, you’d apperceive that the ablaze adolescent things threw marvellous apparel parties in the Twenties and Thirties. Costumes were amusing and intelligent, not blah and tasteless.”
I accusation avant-garde hosts. Ablaze adolescent things were never asked to dress as abyss and whores. The best apparel bashes flattered their guests by stipulating elegance, such as Truman Capote’s acclaimed atramentous and white ball. Alike Prince Andrew could get abroad with monochrome.
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