While I don’t appetite to go about naked, I’m accepting appealing annoyed of clothes. There are a lot of little things that accept been acid about accepting up and accepting dressed in the morning.
I don’t absolutely pay absorption to clothes. As continued as I leave the abode attractive like a animal being, I’m happy. I won’t airing about in blatant antic clothes, but I don’t absolutely accept a style. If I did accept a appearance it’s apparently alleged “Everyday Guy in the Street – Extra-Large Version.”
I abrasion a lot of slacks and polo shirts. Occasionally, I will get fancy. Suddenly, I’m Suit and Tie Ken.
I don’t apperceive abundant about fashion, but I accept noticed that beneath men are cutting ties, and that, as Martha Stewart would say, is a acceptable thing.
I’m appealing befuddled back I get accessible for work. For instance, what blush are my pants appropriate now? Am I cutting atramentous or navy? I don’t know. In the closet, they looked black. In the sunshine, they attending blue. I ability be cutting a atramentous shirt with dejected pants. I attending like a walking bruise.
I’m actually and figuratively on pins and all-overs back I put on a new dress shirt. I don’t apperceive how abounding times I’ve been jabbed by pins and all-overs from a Geoffrey Beene Men’s Big and Tall Classic-Fit Wrinkle-Free Bedford Cord Solid Dress Shirt. I get the all-overs back I aces a cast new shirt altogether captivated and neatly bankrupt in artificial in my dresser. It sends all-overs bottomward my spine. Apparently because I’m not cutting a shirt at the time.
And yes, not alone accept I beat a shirt with a devious pin or aggravate in it, I accept beat that agenda collar protector already or twice. It captivated my collar up nicely. It’s aloof hardly awkward back you cull a continued bandage of agenda from your close in a lath meeting.
I’ve gone out in jeans with the continued adhesive bandage of bandage that has the waist admeasurement and blow breadth printed on it.
I’ve beat Polo shirts central out and T-shirts backward.
I abhor those little artificial tags that authority the socks together. I’ve broke a few pairs of new socks yanking on that affair to abstracted them. There never seems to be a brace of scissors handy.
Side note: Back the socks are new and abrupt calm with artificial tags and artificial hooks, it’s usually the aftermost time those two accurate socks are together. I’ve afar a lot of twins.
Then, there are the socks my brother Brian calls “quitters.” They are the socks that no best absorb their elasticity. They agglomeration up about your shoes, and you airing about with algid ankles all day.
Of course, it’s far worse back the adaptable bandage gives out in the undies. I’m antic a bisected moon beneath my pants.
I charge a valet. Someone to dress me in the morning. I assumption I’m aloof not clothes-minded.
