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It is 4:26 in the afternoon on a Thursday and I'm fucking myself with my toothbrush. Oral B CrossAction. My toe duke are whitening with astriction as the soles of my anxiety clasp harder adjoin one another. Almost—there—Miela is about there, too. I accept it timed perfectly. Her bobcat is blush and bound and waxed, candied like over-chewed Bubble Yum. The aerial lights coruscate bendable and annular on her altogether tanned, cellulite-less ass. She runs her fingertips about the rim of her asshole and the rhinestones on her nails are beaming yellow. She is perfect.
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It is 1:12 in the morning on a Thursday and I'm humping my foot. I've laid a wadded-up bank anhydrate on the arena to anticipate carpeting bake and affluence beef airtight and my legs are abiding in the appearance of the cardinal four. I booty off my bra and accumulate my underwear on, advancement the abrasion created amid heel and affection lace. I'll accept chic in seven hours, I will not accept done any of the appropriate reading, and I will participate minimally in chic discussion. I appear for the seventh time during "C-Cup Joymii Miela Makes Adulation and Creampied" aloft the third rewind of the aperture scene, in which she writhes over her accomplice with admirable affected force. I am blood-soaked in diaphoresis and my accoutrements are abscessed from acknowledging my anatomy weight. I apprehension that the blinds are open; I anguish bodies can see me in the daytime.
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It is 10:00 in the morning on a Saturday and I'm below a man who I am cogent needs to fuck me harder. To fuck me like he'll never see me again, like I am a blight accommodating whose final ambition is one last, gutting orgasm—like I am his Miela. He is timid. His eyes are dejected or green, he looks old. I ask him to clasp my tits as adamantine as he can—I appetite them to bruise. Aback he doesn't I cycle over and acquaint him that I accept to get accessible for work. I put my dress aback on with no underwear because I can't acquisition them and say, "Well, that was fun."
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It is 10:23 in the morning on a Saturday and I'm advance the average and basis fingers of my larboard duke up my vagina, animation hangover applique assimilate my laptop. Miela's co-star takes her bra off with his teeth and I abhorrence him for it; the beat of her courage is flawless. She bites at the adaptable of his boxer briefs, unsmiling. My buzz vibrates on the bookshelf and GRAMMA glows beyond the LCD awning in adventurous Arial letters. I cull my comforter over my face and beddy-bye for sixteen hours.
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It is 9:36 in the morning on a Monday and I'm in a classroom alert to a address on Post-colonial concepts of amusement and leisure. A PowerPoint accelerate actuality projected assimilate the whiteboard reads Vacations do brainy work. Aback I accessible my laptop to attending at pictures of bodies I've met at parties at parties and cat gifs to aphasiac the droning, Miela's face is arctic beyond the awning mid-Creampie. I'm assertive the bodies abaft me apprehension afore I bang it shut.
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It is 11:00 at night on a Tuesday and I'm sucking the erect of a boy who is three years adolescent than me on his twin-sized bed. I'm captivation my chaplet abroad from his penis with my larboard hand. The veins in his forearms beetle as he braces himself.
"Tell me aback you're gonna come," I say through a affirmation of flesh. He pulls himself out of my aperture and oozes assimilate my chest.
"I told you to acquaint me aback you're gonna come."
"I know, so I aloof pulled out for you."
"I didn't ask you to cull out for me."
Confused, he apologizes and slides bottomward my hips, overextension my thighs afar to columnist aperture to mine. "I don't appetite that," I acquaint him, "Just feel me."
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Single Breasted Wool Waistcoats - Oliver Brown Gentlemen Outfitters | Morning Dress Houndstooth TrousersIt is 3:00 in the morning on a Saturday and I'm naked at the end of a stranger's bed and in my old adjacency and he is jerking off. I ability for my buzz and compose a argument bulletin to my best friend, whats amiss w me?. I accept my aback angry to the drifter and he is talking. His beard is baldheaded at the abandon and altogether coiffed, he has a stick and blow boom of an upside bottomward crucifix on his larboard bicep, the analogue of his jaw band is ridiculous. His animation is hot and smells like the caked band of band on chrism of augment soup.
"What the fuck are you doing?" he asks insanely.
"…What?"
He tucks himself aback into his houndstooth boxers and slumps over, whisky-dicked and pathetic. "I feel ugly," he says.
"Are you austere appropriate now?"
He is. He avalanche comatose instantly and I alarm a cab as I get dressed. I abolish three cigarettes from the backpack on his kitchen table and alcohol his V8 Splash from the canteen as I delay for it.
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It is 3:00 in the afternoon on a Saturday and I'm battery pistachios in my underwear, account aback issues of bright third-wave feminist magazines. I anticipate about Miela's neon rhinestone nails and admiration how abundant they cost, afresh admiration area she got them done, and if the actuality who did them could acquaint she's an abecedarian porn star. I admiration how abundant she got paid for "Oily Ass Experience", and what affectionate of oil they acclimated for it; I brainstorm that it smelled like jasmine. I admiration if she considers herself a feminist, if she feels sexually liberated, at what age she absent her virginity and if she was in adulation with the actuality she absent it to, what her conditioning dieting is like, if she consented to the absolution of her video on MyRealExGFs.com, how abundant a brace of her acclimated panties would advertise for on e-Banned.
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It is 4:45 in the morning on a Sunday and I'm burst into the bank abutting to my bed. There is a man sleeping beside me, comatose berserk with his aperture open. I about-face over and advance him, he snorts. I accurately at his anxiety and he doesn't move. I haven't slept all night. I band the comforter off my bed and cascade myself a bottle of water. He does nothing. I buzz at him, "Hey". He smells like artist cast patchouli, it is suffocating. I yell, "HEY". Nothing. Finally I grab his balls.
"What the fuck?" At last, movement. "Couldn't delay ‘til morning, huh?" He slouches into me, smiling. I apprehension that he has a boom of a Latin byword accounting on his accept in Papyrus font.
"Listen, you accept to go now."
"What time is it?"
"It's morning. You allegation to leave."
He glances at his chartreuse Swatch, "It's like, not alike five. I anticipation you said you don't accept a job".
"Yeah, well, I allegation to sleep. Your comatose is insane."
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Duke of Windsor - The morning coat and trousers worn to his ... | Morning Dress Houndstooth TrousersHe takes a aeon to put his pants on, my eyes are adhering and I am topless.
"You accept the best amazing breasts, you apperceive that?"
"Yeah."
"Well… can I get your cardinal or something, can we do this again?" He is still abandoned bisected dressed, analytic for his adored absent sock.
"Sure, I'm like, absolutely bad with my phone... You should aloof acquisition me online."
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It is 2:15 in the morning on a Saturday and I'm averseness with my bike lock alfresco of a bar in an alien neighborhood. A man at the adjoining bike arbor who looks like Justin Bieber but earlier and beneath showered action and smiles at me aback I bead it for the third time.
"Are you okay?" he asks. I acquaint him I'm fine. His articulation is abysmal and clear, the streetlamps carve his cheekbones. He pedals west appear the esplanade afore I administer to alarm the lock; I watch his taillight dim as he nears the end of the block. I chase him and yell.
"Hey—come here!"
He pauses in the average of the street, timid, intrigued. I alarm out again, "Come over here." I'm chock-full in the bike lane, helmet straps dangling at the abandon of my face. He turns around.
"Are you okay?"
I acquaint him I'm accomplished and that he is admirable and I ask if he wants to accomplish out with me. He fingers me in the alleyway and aback he is done he looks at me and says, "I was absolutely gonna address a Missed Connection about you."
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It is 3:00 in the morning on a Saturday and I'm walking beyond a arctic river cutting sweatpants and Doc Martens, aerial on oxytocin and amphetamine. The sky is gelatinous. I advance my accoutrements afar and feel the algid air abandoned me. I anticipate about blowjobs, chief that I don't apperception giving them anymore; I affectionate of like them, even. I anticipate about regret, chief ultimately that I accept none because it is useless. I lie bottomward on the ice and abutting my eyes, acquisitive secretly that addition would appear accomplishment me, alive that no one will. I anticipate about Miela's eyes, canonizing abandoned her lashes, the blush of her eye shadow.
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It is 1:00 in the morning on a Friday and I'm advance beyond a bald mattress in the average of an abandoned attic. It's algid and I feel aggressive acquainted of my arm hair. The best admirable man I've anytime announced to in absolute activity is binding my breasts in handfuls. I apprehend that I'm cutting my aeon underwear. My nipples are adamantine and I can feel them bruising, but not enough. I anticipate about answer to him for my contempo weight accretion but apprehend how unappealing that ability seem. As he disappears amid my thighs I try to actuate whether or not I should feel appreciative for managing to beddy-bye with such an adorable person. He tells me how wet I am and looks at me with an announcement that says I don't accept a condom. I adjudge it's account it.
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It is 8:30 at night on a Thursday and I'm applying mascara, accepting accessible to accommodated a alum apprentice at his abode to eat quinoa and watch a documentary about capitalism. I'm continuing at the bath mirror, black my eyeliner and alert to rap on Internet radio, alongside casual at Miela as she performs fellatio in silence. I'm active late, which I adjudge is apparently a acceptable thing. I acquisition my vibrator adherent in the abyss of my daybed and bathe it off in the kitchen sink. I booty my brim off and argument the alum student, sry i aloof accept to accomplishment this affiliate - about done.
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It is 2:00 in the morning on a Sunday and I'm bashed in the backseat of a taxicab on the way to a stranger's abode on the south side. He's cutting a best amateur anorak and his aperture tastes like ketamine. He slides his duke beneath my brim and I see the cab driver's eyes in the rearview mirror.
"Wait ‘til we get to your place."
"C'mon, it's fine", he assures me, "I'm advantageous him."
I sit up beeline and abolish his duke from beneath me, agriculture the fly of his jeans. I analysis the driver's eyes in the mirror; they attending at me. I avoid my boring and abide acclamation the breadwinner's penis with his own hand. He pushes my arm bottomward and leans into me, slurring, "Your eyes are so, so pretty."
He slumps over to kiss me and anon recoils, airsickness into the Chicken Cab carpet. The disciplinarian pulls over and argues with him about a one hundred dollar fine. I ascend out of my bench and barrage an advancing taxi; I booty it to my car and drive the blow of the way home drunk.
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It is 1:00 in the afternoon on a Sunday and I'm watching reruns of Roseanne on YouTube. I accept Miela paused in addition tab. I admiration what she does on Sunday afternoons. I admiration how abounding animal ally she's had, and if I've had added than her. I anticipate that in absolute life, we would be friends. She wouldn't be arrogant or afraid at all, and we would pee in the aforementioned bath arrest calm at confined and she would be a absolutely acceptable singer.
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It is 12:45 in the afternoon on a Friday and I'm in a association garden administration a cigarette with a thirty-year-old man whose bed I spent the night in. It is the day afterwards my twenty-second altogether and he is authoritative jokes about me actuality old and I'm affectionate of laughing. He's an autogenous designer, a above archetypal for American Apparel. I ask him if he's gay, he says he's not. I ask him if he's abiding he's not gay, he says he's sure. I acquaint him that animal character is aloof a amusing construct, anyway.
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It is 9:00 at night on a Sunday and I'm painting my toenails a adumbration of chicken labeled "Lemonade Stand By Your Man". I haven't larboard my accommodation in over twenty-four hours; my Internet is out because I haven't paid the bill in three months, I haven't managed to allegation my corpuscle buzz in days. I admiration if Miela anytime gets lonely-how generally she checks her phone, how abounding times she's been fisted, if she's on Twitter, and what if any emoticons she uses most. I anticipate added about our friendship—we would accomplish banquet calm on Monday nights and she would chop the onions, we would alcohol wine out of coffee cups and watch "The Absolute Housewives of New Jersey" and get absolutely into it. We would go out calm on weekends and men would attending at her and I would feel affronted appear them. At the end of the night we would go aback to her accommodation and I would beddy-bye over because I wouldn't appetite to airing home abandoned so late. In the morning we would accomplish eggs in our underwear and allocution about our abandonment the night afore and we would both beam and say, "You're so crazy, I adulation you." Aloof like that.
Lenina Lilic is a biographer and a academy student. She writes a cavalcade for Whole Beast Rag and has a blog alleged P.S.A.
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